i’m literally so fucking stupid. i don’t know why my hypochondriatic ass went on fucking google to google why the fuck i’ve been itching for two days—bitch—it might just be because i’m having a reaction to something, but fucking google wants to go and say, “oh, it’s fucking liver disease!” bitch, so do you know where i’m going right now? i’m going to the fucking ER, because it cannot be liver disease. no, no, no. honestly, like, i just, i just can’t move. get the fuck out of my way, bitch, i’m turning on my hazards. this is ridiculous. this is a fucking emergency—liver disease!—li—google, wh—liver disease? why are you, what? what do you mean? li—oh, no, no no no, not the liver disease, yeah (oh my fucking gosh)
This is humiliating but I’m going to tell you….I am a patron of Shane and Ryan and subscribe to it all and everything…but I am so obsessed with them I can’t actually look at them. So I pay them my money (at the highest tier) and I stream their videos in other rooms from me so they get the views and stuff but I don’t have to see or hear them. I haven’t been on Twitter in months because my main Twitter is a stan account and I have them blacklisted on here. I love them and I fear them
